Nuttin' For Christmas

(album: Christmas In My Heart - 2013)

I'm getting nutting for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

Oh, I'm getting nutting for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me

I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and I tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me

I'm getting nutting for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

So, you better be good, whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad I'm warning you
You'll get nutting

It's the hardest song we've ever done