Guided By Voices - Hi, I'm Kelsey on Lyrkit

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Guided By Voices

Hi, I'm Kelsey

Hi, I'm Kelsey

(album: Suitcase 3: Up We Go Now - 2009)

Hi! Who is this?
Hello? Is this a message machine?
I gotta go fart! I'm farting
Who is this?
I farted
Who is this?
That's Kelsey
No! Hi Katelyn. Hi Katelyn
I'm not Katelyn. I'm Kelsey
Katelyn?
Not to you I'm Kelsey
Hi Kelsey. You sound like Katelyn
I'm not. I'm Kelsey
Then talk in your regular voice
No
I'm wondering where you are
Where am I?
In mom and dad's room
Oh yes I am! It smells in here because I farted
Okay, I'm leaving
Okay bye! Hello!
[?]
I farted again. I fucked it
Hello?
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello
Who you calling?
Pineapple[?]
Kelsey, you still on the phone?
Yup
Stay on
Stay on?

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