She Lives In An Airport

(album: The Bears For Lunch - 2012)

She lives in an airport, she gives little bottles to me
The frequent arrivals make my destination destiny
Constant service, makes one nervous
Go-getter, a real jet setter
She gets me back at a reasonable hour
Within good reason, within her hour

She lives in an airport, so I get to travel for free
And just like that bastard, the world is much smaller to me
Her special offer is quite the bargain, no stipulations or sales-pitch jargon
Her name is destiny, it's destiny calling
The ground is untouchable, the sky isn't falling
With her precision, directly proportionate
With my decision would not be unfortunate
For faster service all confidence in making
All good decisions and yours for the taking

This promotion, I know her devotion is real
Embraced with confidence, just like and salt-worthy deal
She makes it quicker, and competition thicker
Designed to spark up, a real weak ticker
No crossed finger discounts or false advertising
No money down, no run around, no crass patronizing

Her competition, directly proportionate
With my decision would not be unfortunate
For faster service, and confidence in making
All good decisions and yours for the taking

Her competition, directly proṗortionate
With my decision would not be unfortunate
For faster service, and confidence in making
All good decisions and yours for the taking