Baker's Dozen

(album: Musical Monkey - 1997)

Oh my God! I'm confused!
I want to go punk, but there's way too many rules
Pardon me, Mr. Punker
I'm looking for some insight on the core that's right for me
Tell me please, I'm down on my knees
I like my beer, I like my steer, I don't want any holes in my face
I'm no queer
I bought some docs, Black Flag Rocks
Mosh and crowd surf!

I wanna be unusual
I wanna be punk rock
I wanna be unusual

Should I be emo and just cry?
Maybe I'll go skacore and skank until I die?
How about hardcore? Really hardcore
I fucking hate that metal shit
Sober vegans you all suck!
So what's your core? Stupid whore!
You must be a riot girl
You're not very funny
Hey, nice tattoo, use some shampoo
Rice cakes, soymilk
Go Sid Vicious!

I wanna be unusual
I wanna be punk rock
I wanna be unusual

Skacore
Snowcore
Hardcore
Homocore
Albacore
I can't take it anymore!
My core
Your core
This core
That core
One core
I can't take it!

I want to be unusual
I wanna be punk rock
I wanna be unusual
I wanna be punk rock
I wanna be unusual
I wanna be unusual
I wanna be unusual