Musical Monkey

(album: Musical Monkey - 1997)

I've got a fanzine so I should know
Everything about every band, I turned punk 2 years ago
I tell my subjects, I'm D.I.Y.
I'll call your band a sellout and I'll tell convenient lies

I've got a lot of staples
And too much...

Time to trash a band, well they fucking blow
I wasn't on the list that's why I didn't make the show
No major labels, they really suck
Except for Bad Religion, can't get their sticker off my truck

I got my own agenda
I write the rules

I'll use my mom's cash, nobody knows
You calling me a liar, yeah my story has some holes
I'll start a label, rip off the bands
I'll liberate the punk scene, just part of my master plan

If it's in my zine, it must be true
Who told you I'm always crying just because I'm getting sued
That guy's an asshole, that band's on ludes
I guess my little fanzine is like the weekly world news