I Read It On A Bathroom Wall In Reno

(album: Eat Your Face - 2004)

I'm so bored
Get on board
I'm so bored
Get on

To those who write on shithouse walls
And roll their poop in little balls
Rock and roll is here to stay
Disco sucks and punk is gay
PC rhymes with FCC
But also with stupidity
If Kobe shoots and Jesus saves
Than Shaq will score the rebound

I'm so bored
Get on board
I'm so bored
Get on board

Here I sit so broken hearted
Came to shit but only farted
There is really nothing else to say
Punk is now completely gay
Emo geeks and PC chicks
If you want equality grow a dick
She'll take a penis in the ass
But still remain a virgin

In the starving sense you worship
The nations of debris
You wear a coat of sewage
That you've never even seen

I'm so bored
Get on board
I'm so bored
Get on board

In the starving sense you worship
The nations of debris
You wear a coat of sewage
That you've never even seen