Berserker Mode

(album: The New Dark Ages - 2022)

Born of the all-father
God of death and war
Shape-shifting, shadow-walker
An ox
A pig
A whore

I'm the Berserker
Rage burning out of control
I'm the Berserker
Poet with a warrior's soul
I'm the Berserker
Anger flips a switch and I go
Into Berserk Mode
Berserker Mode

Assembled from the darkness
Mist becomes my form
Hermaphroditic bison
Lead singer of GWAR

I'm the Berserker
Rage burning out of control
I'm the Berserker
Hooker with a heart of gold
I'm the Berserker
God of Cock and Roll
Pole for every hole
Plus one!

I feel it coming
Berserker Mode
I'm tripping balls and
I'm dropping loads
No blade can harm me
The fates forebode
Oderus usurper
On his commode

Into the battle's heat
Howling like a beast
I'll slay a thousand foes before I rest
I swallow burning coals
My mouth begins to foam
I'm biting on my shield now I'm depressed
Let's all do some Shrooms of Doom!

Now I'm a rockstar
All jacked up on speed
The horde screams out in rapture
I've got the love you need

I'm the Berserker
Rage burning out of control
I'm the Berserker
Poet with a warrior's soul
I'm the Berserker
Anger threw a switch and I go
Into Berserk Mode
Berserker Mode!