Dustman

(album: ...Yes Please! - 1992)

It took three million years
To meet Mr. Helpful
But now that I've met him
I'm extremely doubtful
Are you healthy?
Well, I just eat fruit
But I tell you man, it just don't suit

Smiley bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the bottle
Lay on its back at the bottom
The bottom of the bottle

You're the big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle
Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle
It's my turn now and there's always a houseful
And saying the right thing
It's always a mouthful

It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight
To finally ask him
To put everything right
Do you love it? Oh, I bet you do
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you are

Smiley bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the bottle
Lay on its back at the bottom
The bottom of the bottle

It took three million years
Now it's my turn to see it
I've got to go back I don't fucking believe it
Do you love it? Oh, I bet you do
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you

Smiley bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the bottle
Lay on its back at the bottom
The bottom of the bottle

You're the big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle
Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle
To make you more smiley drink olive oil
It gives me pure headache
When your cooking with foil

(Miserable, miserable...)

Oh, do you love it? Oh, I bet you do (Smiley bug eyed mung worm)
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you (At the bottom of the bottle)
Well, you're healthy? (Living at the bottom)
Well, I just eat fruit
But I tell you man, it just don't suit, me (The bottom of the bottle)
(Living at the bottom)
(The bottom of the bottle)
(Mung worm at the bottom)
(The bottom of the bottle)

Oh, do you love it? Well, I bet you do (Smiley bug eyed mung worm)
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you (at the bottom of the bottle)
Oh, do you love it? I bet you do (Smiley bug eyed mung worm)
Do you love it? Well, I'm just like you are (Living at the bottom...)