Shit Head

(album: Uke Puke - 2021)

You're like a Quaalude
I'm under your spell
You wanna get nude
I know I'm never gonna get it
Never gonna get it

I'm only messing
Am I appalling?
If we're confessing
Then shortly after we finished falling

I like to close my eyes and dream
Floating alone in outer space
If you wanna snuggle next to me
Well then you've come to the right place
But when I fall asleep
Don't smear a shit cake on my face

Shithead you're dead
I hope you've been satisified
Typhoid tapeworm
That payment wasn't worth the ride
How come you're gone
Haha guess it serves me right
When I said go ahead
It's alright
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight

Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na

I was only joking
Are you for real?
What were we smoking?
That made you think I'd go for that deal
But I ain't threatened
I got your number
There's no forgetting
And I'll see you tonight as you slumber

I sneak up to your perfect face
Don't dish out what you can't take
A pending smirk rested in place
There is no time left to placate
I get the kinky stuff
But this one called your bluff

Shithead you're dead
I hope you've been satisified
Typhoid tapeworm
That payment wasn't worth the ride
How come you're gone
Haha guess it serves me right
When I said go ahead
It's alright
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight

You were my buddy honey
I'll leave a burning bag of shit at your door
I ain't your scooby doo
I'll leave some poo for you all over your floor
And when you go too far
I'll leave it in your car that's how I do the shit war
We could've been lovers but under the covers
You made it dirty what'd you go and do that for

Shithead you're dead
I hope you've been satisified
Typhoid tapeworm
That payment wasn't worth the ride
How come you're gone
Haha guess it serves me right
When I said go ahead
It's alright
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight
Shit on me tonight

Na na na na