Corpse Grindin' Man

(album: Uke Puke - 2021)

Relationships are in the pits and nothin's going right
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site
A fresh new grave, a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight

I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date
But I thank God for mortality, now you can be my mate
I know that you been dead awhile, I honestly don't mind
'Cause you still have that tender smile, you always been so kind

Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
But I just don't understand why a
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grinding man

I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sitting on my shelf
And you and I will have a ball, I swear to God it's true
'Cause baby, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
But I just don't understand why a
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grinding man

Be dead for me, my baby
Be dead for me, my baby
Be dead for me, my baby
Oh baby, you're breaking my heart

Be dead for me, my baby (BE DEAD BE DEAD)
Be dead for me, my baby
Be dead for me, my baby
Oh baby, to death do we start

Skin it has to fray, and there's pus oozing out your eyes
But that doesn't bother me 'cause you won't ever tell me lies
Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good
But I know you'll never leave me baby
Even if you could

Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
But I just don't understand why a
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grinding man

Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purdy

(I'm a corpse, I'm a corpse)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I'm a corpse grinding man)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I'm a corpse, I'm a corpse)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I'm a corpse grinding man)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it wet, I like it slimy)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it grimy)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it cold, I like it furry)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it small, and in no hurry)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)