Cha-Ching

(album: The Show Must Go - 2009)

It started on the real world
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak

Line up all the idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Trying to ride the fast track for free

Who's the biggest loser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV

And all the sole survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money

[Chorus]
So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's ass is everywhere
If you missed it, watch TMZ

Pretending to be lesbians
And Tila's paying all of them
While Flavor Flave gets fucked up for free

Guess whose grinning living large
It's mini me, the porn star
Google it, I think you'll agree

And all the hotties on the hills
Just getting rich and making deals
While you and I are watching TV

[Chorus]
So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

(Turn it on)
The All American Dream is getting 15 for free
(Turn it on)
The All American Dream is so skin deep

It started on the real world
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak

[Chorus 2x]
So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(CHA-CHING!)
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(CHA-CHING!)