Lamp God

I'm beginning to feel like a lamp god, lamp god
All theses fake fans wanna be apart of the lamp squad, lamp squad
Now who thinks their bulbs are bright enough to max watt, max watt
They said I'm hot and I'm store bought for more than laptops
I need a hat like a lampshade just to keep in my heat
I plug in laptops, got adapt socket
My shades' so hot I heat up hot pockets
Got a fat knot in my backdrop
Got a million or a billion wattage
Edison knows me as TheRealThomas,
Though my isn't Tom, riddle me on this
More volts? Voltymort, expelliarmus
And i know that I can't rap all that well
Gibberish, A little Asian, alliteration
This chickty mickety, flippity flip-flops
You don't really want to get into a lamping match with this lampity-lamp
Slapping a Mac on the back, where the laptop back cracks like a Tic-Tac snackitty snack
Now back to the lamp rap, and pretend these lyrical Tic and Tacks are really eminems i spat
I still be able to outshine a lava-lamping table
Bright as a flash like a low-lit-Snapchat that's on a 5s
It doesn't really matter what I say right here, just got to keep it fast so your ears can't hear
But you gotta make sure when you're ending a line,its close enough, close enough to a rhyme
ASDF, LMNOP, 123 everybody follow me
Cuz this is the part most vital for applause
Back to the start, end with the title LAMP GOD

TEEHEE!!!!