PreBeardy

Three months in the works look at our faces
Barely any girth so many spaces
And I look around and there is so much hair
Facial scars they're everywhere

Someday
Yeah I'm going to be there!
Can't wait to look more masculine
Hide acne and my double chin
I wanna stand by a Harley Davidson

Cuz I'm going through
Prebeardy
Not quite a beard but almost
Prebeardy
Disconnected but there's potential
I want a beard like Abraham Lincoln
I want a beard like Brad Pit's pits
I want a beard like Angelina Jolie if she had a beard!
Prebeardy

I wanna stroke my beard and look like
I am deep and wise
Carry wood on my shoulder
Have a drink with the guys
Change a tire
Cut a wire
Throw a steak on top of a fire
I wanna give dramatic looks
Where I only move my eyes

Can't wait to cover up my skin
Like a king majestic in the wind
I wanna look like Rick and not like Glenn
(Spoiler alert, he doesn't grow a beard)

Prebeardy
Not quite a beard but almost
Prebeardy
Disconnected but there's potential
I want a beard like everyone from Game of Thrones
I want a beard just like this dog
I want a beard like the guy who doesn't always drink
But when he does he has beard
Prebeardy