Jordans House

(album: The Revenge Of Hobo Johnson - 2021)

I freaked out because I knew what they meant
And then it clicked in my brain, and then my brain got bent
And at that moment, I thought
That I should go to Jordan's house

As I leave not a second too late
I think I hear a man breaking into my gate
And then I think, man
Now I should really go to Jordan's house

Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house

Out of breath with my heartbeat bruising
My ribs and my lungs aren't working
And now nothing could stop me
From getting to Jordan's house

Now I'm speeding and I'm blowing the reds
Paranoid about this Mitsubishi Eclipse
I put the pedal to the goddamn floor
We're going to Jordan's house

Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house

I park my car just as fast as I can
I forgot my shoes and the speech I had planned
But behold. look at this beauty
It's Jordan's House

And I text him to come outside
And he looks at my eyes and he is very surprised
I am losing my fucking mind
At Jordan's House

Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house

I decide to just give him the gist
And he looks kinda bored as I'm fucking nailing it
And I start to think, maybe it's time
To leave Jordan's House

I say, "Jordan, can't you see
What all these implications mean?
Jordan, God is dead but I'm alive"
At Jordan's House

Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house
Jordan's house

Jordan's house