Jeff Besos

(album: Hobo Johnson Alienates His Fanbase - 2021)

If you don't mind for a sec, introduce that knife to my neck
If you could give me a hand, put my head through a fan
Yeah

Yeah, I just had a manic episode
I solved the world's problems but I misplaced all my notes
I really wish I had the notes, I'm pretty sure there's something good that I wrote

I always feel so ugly, I just really need to love me
I'm gonna go to the spa, and have a nice time while I talk to some moms

Ayo this shit is just a big ass joke
Getting rich is the only glimmer of hope that
Dies, and it dies, fast
And it's sad yo

Jeff Bezos walking down the street
He looks at me, I look at he
I say "what's in your pockets, you got a pocket of me?
I'm bout to Amazon Prime your face to the street"
You'll get it in a day, when you recover from Frank
And I'll make sure your workers unionize, after I Amazon Prime signs

If you don't mind for a sec, introduce that knife to my neck
If you could give me a hand, put my fucking head through a fan

[*whispering*]

Yeah, Marxism folder, yeah I put it in the trash
'Cause my brain turned to mush and I cried real bad
I asked six workers what they thought and they said "calm down, but yeah this shit's hard"

Marxism on a kindle, really made my fucking world view brittle
Yeah, I couldn't stop thinking about Chomsky (Noam Chomsky)
Oh yeah, its not a cabal, it's private influence of government, dog
It's private influence of government, dog
It's private influence of government, dog

If you don't mind for a sec, introduce that knife to my neck
If you could give me a hand, put my fucking head through a fan
If you don't mind for a sec, introduce that knife to my neck
If you could give me a hand, put my fucking head through a fan
Yeah