Sour OG RPG

(album: South Loop Summer - 2021)

The world doesn't follow the rules of your stupid fucking card game Zach, get used to it

I'm a small rouge with no self control, a chaotic neutral who can't find a home and, you've got people lining up at your door
A bard with a guitar and a voice for the scoreboards

And you can throw monster after monster at me and I'll take out my rapier and I'll start swinging
I'm the runt of the litter, I'm the shit of crew, but you don't remember that I'll stick my neck out for you

I mean the campaign, the campaign of course

I was an NPC and you were the DM and it all comes down to the fact that this was never meant to happen
When you told me that you didn't love me like I loved you it was a critical hit

And I wish that you could see that I'm stuck in home brew campaign I promised I wouldn't leave and you really are trying to get me, to stay but we both know that this, won't end the same way
How do I get you to stop rolling the dice, and what could work out here for us
And, where do I find the potions to stop making me feel like I'm not enough

I was an NPC and you were the DM and it all comes down to the fact that this was never meant to happen, When I told you I loved you and you said you didn't love me it was a critical hit

A critical hit
It was a critical hit
It was a critical hit
I'm hoping to roll a twenty!
I'm hoping to roll a twenty!
I'm hoping to roll a twenty!
Goddamn it's a one!