Bad On Fords

(album: The Ruffian's Misfortune - 2015)

Hey, pretty thing, let me tell you I was raised on the Rolling Stones
Cut my teeth on the Allman Brothers and Billy Gibbons tone
I learned the blues in Memphis and how to fight in Texas bars
Did some time in Oklahoma for hot wiring cars

I'm an Okie on the road come from Tishomingo in an ass hauling 402
I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets but I 'll be good to you

Hey, pretty thing, maybe you heard I rolled a Mustang 429
Running from the law outside of Hays, Kansas oh yeah car wasn't mine
I'm a pretty fast rough around the edges I don't do debutants
Now you got juice you got junk to get any man you want

Hey, pretty thing, lemme show you my L.A. ink tattoo
If you go with me to city of angels I buy one for you
It's a one day drive from Abilene to the California state line
We'll stop at the Sands in Vegas and bet it all on black 29