This Is Not A Competition

(album: The Jeffery LP - 2023)

I got more game than Sony, all you niggas micro-soft (Let's go)
I'm full of shit like when you take a baby diaper off
The police took my strap, I had to make a Molotov
If you ain't talking money, I'm more deaf than Holocaust
I hung up on the bitch before she got her point across
Since I work for myself, I damn near take the morning off
I butt-dialed this bitch, is that a booty call?
This is not a competition, but we won
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Yes, sir)
We keep on adding dates, me and my guys the Jackson 5
Two hundred on the dash for all the times I needed rides
I pull up paper tags, only one more seat inside
I call her out her name before I call her mine
If you ain't talking money, I'm more deaf than Columbine
I gave that bitch a line, she came alive like Frankenstein
I pull up in a foreign, shorty eyes open wide
I lost a couple friends, then my money multiplied

If I hit the club, I'm getting paid, then we gone
She text me asking, "What are we?" Girl, we done
I count my money a hundred times, that shit be fun
I know them niggas hating on me, can't get none
This is not a competition, but we won
This is not a competition, but we won
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Yes, sir)
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Yes, sir)
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Yes, sir)
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Leggo)
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Yes, sir)

My bank account got thick as fuck, you owe him sixty bucks?
Ayy, don't be out here mad at us, go work at Pizza Hut
Y'all niggas need to hush 'cause talk already cheap enough
I told you I'm gon' get here one day, you ain't believe or what? (No)
This is not a competition, but you ain't keeping up (No, no)
I know I said I love you, but I lied, I'm from the Bluff (Yo)
I hope you can forgive me, I know I say a lot of stuff (Yo)
Don't ask me how I'm feeling, man, I keep that bottled up
If I showed you all my money, you would start to plot on us
I watched y'all niggas turn on us, you turned your back on us
I watched y'all bitches laugh at us, haha, laughed it up
But remember, when I was your man, I had you sad as fuck
And I heard about your last relationship, I'm glad it sucked

Tonight, I hit the club, I'm getting paid, then we gone (Yes, sir)
She text me asking, "What are we?" Girl, we done (Yo)
I count my money a hundred times because that shit be fun (Yo)
I know them niggas hating on me (Uh), can't get none (No)
This is not a competition, but we won
This is not a competition, but we won
This not a competition, but me and my niggas up (Yes, sir)