You Will Be A Hot Dancer

(album: The Fungus Amungus - 1995)

Damn, this situation's new to me, why?
I see a head afraid to be himself
I bet he'd like to have a little
Encouragement from the opposite
Come that side of the floor, yes

Egg him along, make him feel at ease with himself
Steal his clothes, leave him his shoes
Let's get this Marmaduke naked!
Everybody help make him feel at ease
Let's get this Marmaduke naked
Let's get this Marmaduke naked
So lose your head and go to pieces

Don't you make fun of me
Don't you make fun of me!
I'm going to be, going to be
I'm going to be a hot dancer!

Oh, now that the basics are down
Converse amongst yourselves
But, keep an eye out for the next complication
In other words
Grab the next motherfucker Marmaduke
Who refuses to subdue to these pelvic ostentations
I can't wait until the syllables bend
Let's get this Marmaduke naked
Let's get this Marmaduke naked
So lose your head and go to pieces!

Don't you make fun of me
Don't you make fun of me!
I'm going to be, going to be
I'm going to be a hot dancer!

You will be a hot dancer
You will be a

Don't you make fun of me
Don't you make fun of me!
I'm going to be, going to be
I'm going to be a hot dancer!