Super Duper (X-tra Spooky Edition Bonus Track)

(album: Phantom - 2015)

I woke up one morning, simply rolled out of bed
I wasn't groggy for a change, not even in my head
I went to take a piss, and my aim was perfect
Didn't hit the seat or hit the bowl when I squirted
I felt refreshed and rejuvenated as I got dressed
I swear to God, I felt like wearing an "S" on my chest
I went to read the morning paper and didn't need my glasses
Scanned the whole page and read it all in two passes
Felt like a million bucks, jumped in my truck
Snapped off the gear shifter when it tried to get stuck
What the fuck? People honkin'; morning traffic's a bitch
By myself, I pushed a truck to the side. It was a cinch
I must admit, I surprised myself. That was a feat of strength
Started jogging to work, and that shit was quite some length
About 15 miles, I made it there in 10 minutes
Staring at my watch wondering how the fuck I did it

Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shooting star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!

My factory job sucks. It causes bodily harm
Soon as I got there, the pressing clamp caught somebody's arm
Bust on the scene. With my bare hands, I pulled it apart
5,000 pounds of pressure, molten metal and sparks
I saved his life without so much as a burn or a scratch
Everyone crowded around me like [?]
How did you do it? I told them all I'd be right back
Went outside for a second to keep myself in tact
Stared into the sky. That's when something told me I could do it
Spread my arms, and jumped up in above like I knew it
I could fly. At first, I was shaky and scared
That shit was weird, but soon enough got my head cleared
Soared like an eagle. I got it down, became an expert
It never entered my mind fucking returning to work
I flew between all the trees and all the buildings uptown
Whizzing right through the clouds, dipping back low to the ground

Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shooting star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!

I flew all night throughout the city's lights
High atop the buildings, the view is so tight
I tried to look for crime, but really didn't see shit
Just some hookers and meth heads, but that's really it
With my incredible strength, I lift abandoned cars
Flew 'em through the sky and dumped 'em in the junkyard
After the night, I returned home and jumped in my bed
With so many ideas [?] my head
But when I woke up, that's when I felt groggy as hell
Pissed all over the toilet seat, felt shitty and stale
Walked in the kitchen, feeling as slow as molasses
Picked up the paper, couldn't read without glasses
Walked into the yard and tried to fly, but no
My powers only lasted a day? This isn't so
All my super plans tucked away on the shelf
Guess I'll have to be straight, living like everyone else

Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shooting star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!