Six Pedophiles

(album: The Marvelous Missing Link: The Outtakes - 2015)

Okay, tomorrow we're gonna take a look at chapters 34 and 35, alright?
And don't forget this Friday, test papers are due
No, no, I told you last week that they would be due on Friday, okay?
So, make sure that's taken care of, and we'll see you tomorrow

The first pedophile, he was teacher
I waited for school to end, under the bleachers
I walked down the halls, dragging my axe
He was pinning papers to the board with tacks
I slipped in the room and raised my weapon
And whistled as he turned around for a second
I buried the blade deep into his scalp
He never even had a chance to cry for help

The next pedophile, he drove a cab
I held him down on 13th Ave
We made some small talk about the weather
All while I got my wire together
He stopped at the light, eyes on the road
I slipped my cord right around his throat
With my knees up, I yanked it back
His head fell forward into his lap

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The third pedophile, he worked at home
He probably considered it his safety zone
But he was wrong. I walked right in the door
His chihuahua was barking, but not anymore
He came around the corner. I blasted him flat
And beat him horrendous with a baseball bat
Caved his skull in and left it there
In a pile of blood, brains, bones, and hair

The next pedophile, he did construction
Showed up on the site looking for destruction
Picked up a nail gun, as soon as I spot him
He asked who the fuck I was. I shot him
Three or four more times, all in the neck
And then picked up a sledge hammer and broke his back
Hit him again in the back of the head
His whole skull exploded into a spread

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The fifth pedophile was a children's doctor
I grabbed my hatchet, the predator chopper
Walked in his office, the nurse tried to stop me
I gave her a choice: Leave or be chopped meat
She was out of there. I kicked the door in
There he was, website kiddie porn exploring
One swift swing straight down was fatal
His whole head split like a tomato

The last pedophile, he had no job
He was a fucking bum who lived with his mom
The lady was old. I waited for her to leave
Simple, with a .38 up my sleeve
I knocked on the door. This shit is gonna be fun
I shot him in the belly. He tried to run
I shot him in both legs, and finally the head
And like that, left him on the front lawn dead

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...four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
One two three four five six, six

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