Clown Drippin'

(album: Yum Yum Bedlam - 2021)

Shaggy the Airhead on the beat

Drugs we love 'em, scrub life living
Faygo chugging, no fucks given
Thugs we shove 'em, fuck forgiving
Fake Juggahoes who front for a living
It must suck to hump a dick in
Plate us something you punks was given
'Lettes we hug 'em, a few we dip in
Always wicked clown dripping
(Dun dun dun dun dun dun da) Cheer the day I'm deceased
'Cause if I'm sent to Hell at least you know I'm there to slay the beast
I rally all the wicked clowns, in a pack like fang-licking hounds
Two shanks a piece, position, (Attack!) nut shank incision sounds
It's 2 Dope with a ballsack big as the Tokyo Air Dome
I bounce around on 'em 'cause they don't give my legs room
These hoes wanna wrap all up, cocoon, and live in 'em
And won't come out, it's ecstasy, no doubt, I forgive 'em
They know my clown swag emits from my scrotum, in fact
I'm scolding ya mama now, already told her she's too old to hold 'em
But when they hang low and dip towards the Southwest
I jump and stomp the tip of a pogo stick deep in your chest
Clown drippin'!

Bitch, I'm clown, drippin'!
Wicked clown, drippin'!
Drips fall down, splashing off me
I'm dri-dri-dri-dri-drip, the wicked clown dripping
I'm clown, drippin'!
Wicked clown, drippin'!
Drips fall down, splashing off me
I'm dri-dri-dri-dri-drip, the wicked clown dripping

My bright black and white clown face, your final vision
Your final thoughts: "Betraying them was a dumb decision"
Your life's collision with death was big, bloody, and grand
And that carcass you ran is now the Dead Body Man's
This wicked clown can morph his shape into whatever I create
Right now I got Brock Lesnar's body, with Prince's pretty purple face
Now I'm a giant tarantula! No, a Southwest strantula
With a wicked clown's head, legs tangled Purp N Stankula
Abra-cadabra! (Woo) Abra-cadabradabadoo (Woo)
I'ma keep on stabbing you, (Woo) 'til I'm stabbing a slab of goo
Racist cops get chopped, eye popped out, and rocks popped in
With a sharp ass bony knee to the neck, as they face get socked in
Faygo soda pop, drop top, pop fizz bubbles
This cotton candy Moon Mist, just pissed away your troubles
And from underneath the rubble, come the double-headed giant clown tripping
Soaking the city in swag, clown dripping

Bitch, I'm clown, drippin'!
Wicked clown, drippin'!
Drips fall down, splashing off me
I'm dri-dri-dri-dri-drip, the wicked clown dripping
Bitch, I'm clown, drippin'!
Wicked clown, drippin'!
Drips fall down, splashing off me
I'm dri-dri-dri-dri-drip, the wicked clown dripping

"Whoop whoop" echoes down the moonlit street, a big city!
Clown crews pull up for a meet, and get giddy!
Folks shook staring at our fleet, like big titties!
We gives not a fuck wide-open chump, I'm clown drippy!
Like Faygo I'm lost at sea, we stay sticky!
All is welcome and always will be, we ain't picky!
Clown love is the family for me, it ain't tricky!
We gives not a fuck wide-open chump, I'm clown drippy!

Bitch, I'm clown, drippin'!
Wicked clown, drippin'!
Drips fall down, splashing off me
I'm dri-dri-dri-dri-drip, the wicked clown dripping
Bitch, I'm clown, drippin'!
Wicked clown, drippin'!
Drips fall down, splashing off me
I'm dri-dri-dri-dri-drip, the wicked clown dripping