The Drunk & The Addict

(album: Yum Yum Bedlam - 2021)

Devereaux, the Airhead

Let's get high, don't know low
'Cept on dough, so theft pronto
Must steal shit to feel shit quick
It's real, kids, seal, feel, cop, conceal it
Inject, snort, sniff, swallow, smoke coke
Plug shit, drug shit, spliffs, riffs, pipes, burners, nugs
Kits, pills, squares, bars, all those pills, pellets jars
Sprinkle a bowl, loading my Joe Bowl, pills, pills, pills
Crack piled in my Black & Mild got me acting wild
"Shaggy guzzle vodka" styles, buzzed of crocodiles
With my cocodile skin, chewing ten Klonopin
Check my photos from the pen, that meth I smoked up on my chin
I be that joka high on coka, smoking like Lee Iacocca
Drug buddies with Adam Roka, living el la vida loca
Shout out to La Coka Nostra, I be that coke rock roaster monster
Not 'cause I gots ta, I wants ta

Uh oh, so you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (No)
Do what you like, (No) do what you want to (No)
Uh oh, no you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (Nah)
Do what you like (Nah) *Gunshot*

I sweat liquor, I call my sexy scent the intercourse
When it pours out my pores, I pour it in of course
Let's get bent, let's skip rent
Blindfold spin around, bust fuck shit vent
Tuck your pussy, hussy, you ain't no damn big shot
A neden's really just a baby bag, until then a cock sock
Gulp tank chug down smash guzzle liquor hitting
It's you I'm quitting, fuck you and your fuzzy pickle mitten
We scrubs sitting, suds tipping, getting lit and bullshitting
Ripping, getting lippy, tripping, and then forgetting
I drink at home, drink alone on the phone
In the zone with Al Capone and my clone Joey Bagabones
Don't think he had a home, but homey had the hootch
I said, "sit over, scooch, I'm Joey Banadootch
I'm drunk from PM 1:51 'til PM 1:50, don't like it? Come get me
Got my gun, give me another one, hit me!

Uh oh, so you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (No)
Do what you like, (No) do what you want to (No)
Uh oh, no you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (Nah)
Do what you like, (Nah) do what you want to (No)

"Party City."
"You guys got balloons?"
"Oh yes, a wide variety."
"You got, um, erum?"
"Uh, excuse me?"
"Herum?"
"Excuse me? I can't hm-"
"Heroin!"

I shot that boy in my veins, freckled my hands and came
And now my arm's got more tracks than Am, damn my brain
Here go a neat fact: if I eat mad crack
And repeat that back, my teeth will be flat black
I did it, oops, my mouth a hole of black goop
Little kids go," What goes in that hole, Mom?" Poop!
Pills help me coop, (Cope) are pills dope? (Nope) Such control
I crush and snort them up my face or plug 'em up my butthole
Pour me up a little shot, "Okay, there's you. The bottle mine"
I'll probably kill all six of these of these before I'm feeling fine
Quickly hose the line when they yell, "it's closing time"
But when they see it don't include me, they moan and whine
Construction workers, florists, wreckers, collision ships
Firetrucks, ambulances, doctors and cops
Coffin carvers, and funeral parlors get paid for real
Every time I get behind the wheel, hop in!

Uh oh, so you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (No)
Do what you like, (No) do what you want to (No)
Uh oh, no you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (Nah)
Do what you like, (Nah) do what you want to (No)

Uh oh (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
(Addict, the addict and the drunk, the addict and the drunk)
Uh oh, no you don't like this? (Drunk, the drunk and the addict)
Do what you want to (Addict, the addict and the drunk)
(The addict and the drunk) Do what you like (Nah)
Do what you like, (Nah) do what you want to (No)