Something To See

(album: Yum Yum Bedlam - 2021)

"Motherfuckers think they seen some shit in life, and that's good. I did, too, right before I busted. 'Cause the question is, if you could only look at one more motherfucking sight, what the fuck you trying to peep?"

My doctor called me with a situation
He told me, "Sit down," but had me pacing
He said my eyeballs will soon go blind
With no way to stop and skip or rewind
Suggested that I take some flights
Travel to peep my favorite sights
He said try to think about where I'd like to be
The last sight I'll ever see
Sunrise across a tropical island
Detroit downtown, midnight styling
All white sand, blue-green lagoon
Rainbow stars after a monsoon
Looking out every Gathering night main stage
Staring down the barrel of a 12 Gauge
Ask Jay-Z, "Can I see Beyoncé?
Butthole naked, crawling my way?"
Mash the gas, getting blowed on the highway
It'd all look good, I say

If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family, crazy, tonight
Each and every one of you, I want it burned into my mind

A puddle, all the Faygo we sprayed
Together, all the honeys I've laid
Down a mountain, hot lava flowing
Fat swarm of lightning bugs all glowing
Knock the fuck out my real dad
One piece, every fan we've ever had
Every freak I've ever saw, all!
Shaggy's top rope leg drop live
On Monday night Raw, I've seen it all
How the fuck I'm 'posed to make this call?
The crowd at Woodstock, middle fingers high
"Fuck the world!" 'til I die
My eyes seen Picker Forest as the rain poured down
Monster chased me off a burial ground
I've seen people lost, I've seen people found
A supernatural Dark Carnival clown
My mother, my sister, and my brother
I got it, my two kids hugging each other

If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family, crazy, tonight
Each and every one of you, I want it burned into my mind

"I know ninjas like to see pretty-ass sunsets, snow-covered pine trees, naked nipple hoes, stacks of money, piles of pink blow snorting up your face, gardens full of yum yummy, peacocks with cocks peeing, waterfalls with fish, all kinds of fat-ass butt cheeks, maybe with a hole or two whatever makes your dick jump, but what would you choose to see last, before your eyeballs punk out and die, and you looking at nething from now on? 'Cause them doo doo peepers you got connected to that brain, you know them jelly orbs catching a ride in that bitch-ass face, could burn out and die, and once they do, them motherfuckers ain't never coming back."

If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family, crazy, tonight
Each and every one of you, I want it burned into my mind
If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family, crazy, tonight
Each and every one of you, I want it burned into my mind