Clown Bounce

(album: Wicked Vic - 2022)

Once upon a time boy thought that he was bigger
Than a tiny car packed with many clowns, go figure (Figure)
In case you can't fathom it, well, let me paint a picture
Of a happy little accident, directly in the center ([?])
Scoring triple doubles (Doubles)
Drag that shit through puddles (Puddles)
It's a lot of fun passing a nugget around with no fumbles (None)
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bouncy bounce
Bounce bouncy in a garbage bucket
Try and get your melon back
But it's MC Hammer, you can't touch this
As I slide my clowny size sixteen up in your ass (Ass)
I bounce my fist off your face on repeated blast (Blast)
You went ahead and wrote a check that your ass can't cash (Uh uh)
All that "head connected to your neck" shit's all in the past
Been passing and bouncing that thing all around
Smacked it a little too hard on the ground
The only noise now is the splash sound
Now this motherfucker was properly clowned
Now the bouncing done, we done flattened the ball
We all packed up back in our car, seventeen in all

Hit the clown bounce, bounce, bounce! (Stomp) Let's freak it!
It's the clown bounce, bounce, bounce! (Stomp) Heads leakin'!
Jump up spin drop! (Stomp) Bones snappin'!
Jump up spin drop! (Stomp) Skulls crackin'!

Bounce bounce bounce, crush crush crash
Smear smudge smash, stomp bitch ass
Jump drip drop, wet meat blot
Thump slip flop, head leaks slop
I'ma sink slide squish then a flip fly smush
I'm a side sick wicked clown dicking down bush
See me leaping off a ladder, landing on your bladder
All your innards scatter, still I stomp 'em flatter
Splatter splatter splatter splatter, the fatter splatter better
The better splatter wetter,
Your skull is finna shatter, begging doesn't matter
Save the fucking chatter, yada yada yada
We love our clown bounce, but the richies hate it (Yup)
'Cause every time we bouncing (What?), riches liquidated
Size twenty-two clown shoe, no one every found you
Fertilizer for the mud is all that you amount to

Hit the clown bounce, bounce, bounce! (Stomp) Let's freak it!
It's the clown bounce, bounce, bounce! (Stomp) Heads leakin'!
Jump up spin drop! (Stomp) Bones snappin'!
Jump up spin drop! (Stomp) Skulls crackin'!

Crunch crunch splash trip slip slippy slide
Who wanna clown bounce? Let's get live!
We clown bounce hardcore, kid, not subtle
Someone's finna become a big slop puddle
Stomp on your head and bust it, what a melon, ho
That's why they got me labeled as a felon, yo
And all these bitch-ass snitches out here telling, so
Fuck old-ass Judge Wapner and Doug Llewelyn, bitch!
Me and six wicked clowns, we just wanna dance
Been searching for a partner, come on, give a clown a chance
When that bitch try to beg, left like they said a joke
Then bust that cranium open, brains leak out like a yolk
Clown bouncing master, I stomp when I'm landing, ho
Spread your head out like I'm a loony pizza chef
I fiend for madness, you don't understand me, nope
Left for the maggots to crawl out and eat what's left

Hit the clown bounce, bounce, bounce! (Stomp) Let's freak it!
It's the clown bounce, bounce, bounce! (Stomp) Heads leakin'!
Jump up spin drop! (Stomp) Bones snappin'!
Jump up spin drop! (Stomp) Skulls crackin'!

Hit the clown
(Stomp)
It's the clown
(Stomp)