Wicked Helloween

"To die is a fate that must come to us all, but how horrible to be buried alive. Imagine the hell of lying trapped in your own coffin, your heart beating wildly, every gasping breath using up the valuable oxygen."

My hand popped up out of the dirt
Crawling out with broken wrists that don't even hurt
My blood won't squirt its rusty, dry
A millipede made its home in my eye
I'll get by till the wicked Halloween
I'm howling, stray dogs following
I'm coming home, dead man walking
My feet flop Clown Walking might make the beat drop
Spend twenty-five years I'm chewing on gum
Wait, I got none I'm chewing on my tongue [*mouth noises*]
My leg snapped off at the knee
I beat a kid in the head with it and stoled his candy
Draged myself all the way to my old block
There go my old house, I go "knock"
Trick or treat, some chick opened it up
I stabbed her in the gut and started choking the slut

What happened to the wicked? (Bring that shit back)
Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere! (Hellaween)
What happened to the wicked? (Bring that shit back)
Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!

Extremely often, I'm laying in my coffin
But this Halloween, the lid's coming off, son
A dead ninja got work to put in
And quite a few assholes to put a foot in
It's been twenty years, I wonder where my bitch at
My dick's still intact, I wanna hit that
Ain't shit funny, and this ain't a costume
I only live under the light of the Moooon!
Looking for the bitch in the phonebook
But my only one good eye, it won't work
Finally found the address, I'm going there
Lookin like a big Yoda, but I don't care (Mmm)
Rang the doorbell with a dead-ass rose
Long-ass worm hanging outta my nose
My bitch got older, look like Mick Foley
I killed her, 'cause I refuse to die lonely!
Come on, bitch!

What happened to the wicked? (Bring that shit back)
Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere! (Hellaween)
What happened to the wicked? (Bring that shit back)
Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!

Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
A wicked (Bring that shit back)
A wicked Hellaween (Bring, bring bring, bring that shit back)
A wicked (Bring that shit back)
A wicked Hellaween (Bring)

What happened to the wicked? (Bring that shit back)
Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
It's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!
It's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere! (Hellaween)
What happened to the wicked? (Bring that shit back)
Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back)
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!
Yeah, and it's time to get bloody!
And we get blood everywhere!

Hellaween
A wicked Hellaween
A wicked Hellaween