More Tea Vicar

(album: Rainmaker - 2003)

More tea vicar?

In the day of the dawn
Let me tell ya

The vicar's made his mind up
In his leather underwear
He was a vicar Reginald
But now he's not so sure
Y-fronts!

He was a vicar Reginald
But now he's not so sure
It's just a front he's putting on
A Y-front!

He was surplus to requirement when the anthem starts to play
He fiddled with his organ on the Sabbath Holy Day
Yes he did!

He was surplus to requirement when the anthem starts to play
He fiddled with his organ on the Sabbath Holy Day
Ya!

Vicar's made his mind up in his leather underwear
He was a vicar Reginald but now he's not so sure
Huh, yeah!
Huh, fuck!
Hey!
Pass the soap!
Huh!
More tea vicar!
More tea vicar!

Gimme more tea vicar!
Oh yeah!
Yeah, huh!
More tea vicar!
Yeah, ho, yeah, ho yeah!
More tea vicar?
More tea, ho, hah!

Beg your pardon?
More tea vicar!

Now he's just made more tea
That doesn't work does it?

Surplus to requirement when the anthem starts to play
He fiddled with his organ on the Sabbath Holy Day
Oh, dear!

More tea vicar!

And be it just a Holy Day
Then I start to find
I've got a dog called Reginald
But then he starts to whine
Huh, hoh!
Yo bitch!
More tea vicar!

Huh!
Lick my bone!

Yoho! Hey! Ha!

More tea vicar!
Young man, you're uncouth!
Without couth!
Pass the tea!

Now that you've just had your tea, get on the way to go
Pass the tea and pass the soap lad
Now it's pass the soap?
Pass the soap?
What sort of?
I'm not down with that at all!

More tea vicar!

Jive talking, doo doo doo!
Jive talkin'!
Ah!

No, no, no! You got the wrong track
You have to go in the studio next door

OK!
Thank you!
Got rid of him anyway!
More tea vicar!