Ugly Man

(album: Loveless Metropolis - 2022)

Ugly man

My mama told me, "Get an ugly man"
He'll treat you good, he'll eat you good
He'll make you cinnamon buns
In the morning without warning
He'll do anything
He's so ready for his princess
Thinks that he's a ten
So go get an ugly man (ugly man)

All of my life, doing it wrong
Tryna get a trophy, tryna get one
Tryna chat up, time to move on
So sick of singing these same damn songs
Well I don't even know if I believe in monogamy
I just want a dining room table in mahogany
With some cute brown babies on my knees
Don't really know why

Keep on crying on these bathroom tiles
Over some beautiful DJ named Nialls
Call my mama and she listen for a while
That's when she said

My mama told me, "Get an ugly man"
He'll treat you good, he'll eat you good
He'll make you cinnamon buns
In the morning without warning
He'll do anything
He's so ready for his princess
Thinks that he's a ten
So go get an ugly man (ugly man)

I've been wishing, I've been hoping
I've been waiting way too long
I've been pulling out my hair
And I've been running up these walls
"Is it me? Yeah, is it me? Yeah
Are my boobies just too small?"
Been doing it wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
Don't wanna get a boob job

Mama said, "Switch up your swipe
If you wanna switch up your life"
Mama said, "Switch up your swipe
If you wanna switch up your life"
Switch your swipe, switch your life
Ain't she right? Ain't she right? Ain't she right?
(Swear you won't make the same mistake again?)

My mama told me, "Get an ugly man"
And when you go out, they'll say, "Oh, wow
She's so confident
She can have anybody at this party"
But she's loving him
If you fly, wait till you ride up
With an ugly man (ugly man)
Whoa, when

Pretty boys, pretty boys, working out all day
Born with the six-pack, DNA
Pretty boys, pretty boys, pretty, pretty face
Open up your mouth but you ain't got shit to say

Switch up your swipe then you'll switch up your life
Get an ugly man
Switch up your swipe then you'll switch up your life
Get an ugly man