Baddest Dream

(album: Loveless Metropolis - 2022)

Hey
Oooh hoo hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
Mmm

I had the baddest dream
I had some green tea with Michelle Obama
Oprah and the Dalai Lama
We hung out all day, then got some ramen
Then we went to the movies
Got some coke and Swedish fish
We laughed out loud and snuck into The Late Show
Then O said "Sleepover party!"
"Stedman's back in the morning"
"And Barack's off in Hawaii"
So we went out to Santa Barbi
Just us 4 and the help obvi
Hopped into her gold jacuzzi
That's when she said to me

Take your time, don't rush your dreams
Learn to love yourself, let the bad ones be
Wear your crown, think like a queen
Don't be scared to fall, gonna learn something

Then right there in that jacuzzi
Dalai said "Time for a meditation"
Oprah said "I'll get the gong out" snapping her fingers
And suddenly a gong appeared outta nowhere
Dalai was whispering into her subconsciousness
Without speaking, I said "What the hell is going on here?"
They said "Breathe, then you'll see"
Ain't this the baddest dream that you ever had?
You ever had...
That's when I saw some real magical shit
Water lit up like the Taj Mahal
Michelle turned and said

Be thankful for what you reap
Learn to love yourself, let the bad ones be
Wear your crown, think like a queen
Don't be scared to fall, gonna learn something

I had the baddest dream (baddest dream)
Baddest dream, baddest dream
I had the baddest dream (baddest dream)
The baddest dream, the baddest dream