The Fool's Hall Of Fame

There have been many, many lovers
A few of them I'm sure you know by name
There will be many, many others
But I'm number one in the fools hall of fame

Romeo and Juliet were lovers
But they played such a losing game
Dying in the arms of one another
But I'm number one in the fools hall of fame

Who can forget Marie Antoinette
And all of her foolish men?
She reminds me so of a love I used to know
Now history repeats itself again

And again!

There will be many, many lovers
Who try and win at love's losing game
There will be many, many others
But I'll be number one in the fools hall of fame

There will be many, many lovers
Who try and win at love's losing game
There will be many, many others
But I'll be number one in the fools hall of fame
I'll be number one in the fools hall of fame
I'll be number one in the fools hall of fame
I'll be number one...