Everything's A Thing

(album: Man With A Memory - 2002)

Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings
Laying there doing that sleepy head thing
There's a bird out my window spreading his wings
Cheap chirp doing that singing
Thing I do when I first get up is the coffee thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me going got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two

Everything's a thing
If you know what I mean
You can't do nothing 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothing at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Everything's a thing

Off to work in my old Mustang
Doing that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy's doing that cell phone
Thing is the light's turned green and he ain't doing that driving thing
And the thing about all this that talking thing and driving don't mix

Everything's a thing
If you know what I mean
You can't do nothing 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothing at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Everything's a thing

If you think this song
Ain't worth humming
You've got another thing coming.

Everything's a thing
If you know what I mean
You can't do nothing 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothing at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Everything's a thing
Everything's a thing
You gotta do your thing
Everything's a thing