My Cutey's Due At Two-To-Two Today

(album: Two Of A Kind - 1961)

Sounds like a train song
If you ask me

My cutey's due at two-to-two
She's coming through on a big choo choo
That should be train
She's been away for months
Pity
But I haven't cheated once
Oh, come, come, now, John

Stayed home nights, didn't dance
Got two left feet anyway
I wasn't taking any chance
Didn't flirt
And you know that hurt
But I just couldn't do my cutey dirt
You're an honorable lad

Days were blue
And nights were black
But I just knew
She'd come back
Cause I love her
And she loves me
And say
I would say that she's a very good girl

Don't think there ain't no Santa Claus
I know darn well there is because
My cutey's due at two-to-two today
You tell a wonderful story, John
You really do

My cutey's due at two-to-two
She's coming through on a DC2
You got a girl in space
I met each Boeing jet
But she hasn't shown up yet
Try the airport
Stayed home nights at the pad
It was awfully lonesome, dad
What I mean
A nothing scene
Just me and the TV screen

Oh, the price was right
Most every night
And how those western stars can fight
But now she's coming everything's OK
That do make it OK
It sure do

My TV set is staying dark
And if you don't dig the last remark
My cutey's due at two-to-two today

Bye
I'm off to meet that old choo choo
And I'm kind of late for the DC2
My cutey's due at two-to-two today