The What-Cha-Ma-Call-It

(album: Singer-Songwriter - 1974)

You put the who's-it on the what's-it
Attach the what's-it to the who's-it
Connect the thing-a-ma-jig to the thing-a-ma-bob
And that'll make the what-cha-ma-call it go

You hook the gidget to the gadget
Adjust the gadget to the gidget
Unhook the dingely-dang from the diddly-doo
That seems to sorta settle the so-and-so

When the you know doesn't almost
And the gizmo never quite
Simply follow these instructions
Everything'll come out alright

You put the who's-it on the what's-it
Attach the gidget to the gadget
Connect the hick-a-ma-do to the jig-a-ma-bob
And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so
Then sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go

When the you know doesn't almost
And the gizmo never quite
Simply follow these instructions
Everything'll turn out alright

Unhook the who's-it from the what's-it
Attach the gadget to the gidget
Connect the dingely-dang to the jig-a-ma-bob
And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so
Then sit back and watch
Turn it up one more notch
And sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go