Juggalo Song

(album: Coming Home - 2022)

Yo
I wanna talk about a particular demographic in this fucked up society, haha
That's so often overlooked
So often looked down upon
But are some of the most realest people I've ever met in my life
This is for the Juggalos

Yeah, just like that
I'ma keep the kick drums Juggalo fat
I'ma keep the bass line Juggalo raw
And if you got a problem, you can suck my Juggalo balls
You probably just a square ass, you probably just a geek
You probably just a brainwashed mainstream sheep
Ayo, you probably on the nuts of what the mainstream sells
I'ma chop your arms off and let the gangrene smell
I'm the Juggalo jester, I'm here to put it down for the Juggalo culture
You can hear it in the sound as a bunch of whack rappers all tryna do the same
But they just some leech bitches with the Juggalo name
They ain't got the same swag, they ain't got the same soul
They just tryna ride the demographic up the fame pole
But then it's fuck the Juggalos soon as they blow
I'll expose 'em, rip their skin off until they veins show (Bring those organs in)
I ain't Juggalo green, I been rocking since Milenko in the Juggalo scene
Jokerr got the same blood, got the Juggalo genes
Figure this time I get to repping for the Juggalo team
Take 'em out now, I ain't approving of the split
'Cause ever since Twiztid left, our scene been drooping at the tits
And everybody's all contentious and the music went to shit
But, bitch, I'm too legit to quit, I keep it moving in this bitch
I'll make whoever talking shit about the Juggalos bleed
Since nobody want to, I'ma take the Juggalo lead
I'm a Juggalo G of the Juggalo breed
I'ma be the fucking hero that the Juggalos need (Where them pianos go?)
I got the underground pedigree
The difference is the streets fuck with me still heavily
But this one's for the Juggalos, this one's for the clowns
Been a long time coming, get wicked with me now (Ellie, sing it for me)

It's like that
Where have the Juggalos, where have the Juggalos gone?
It's like that
We are the Juggalos
Then sing me a Juggalo song
It's like that
Where have the Juggalos, have the Juggalos gone?
It's like that
We are the Juggalos
Then sing me a Juggalo song (Yo, ayo)

When it comes to dissing, yeah, got a gold belt
I done had a couple beefs, made a couple foes melt
Took a couple on the cheek, took a couple years off
Licked my wounds in the corner like a fucking scared dog
But I'm back, bitch, try to shut me down, I dare y'all, get your ass kicked
You ain't prepared, you're scared, it's nothing left to blacklist
Bitch, I call you bitch 'cause that's all you suckers are to me
You try blocking my art and I'm blocking your fucking arteries
I'm done taking orders from you chumps
You really find all your true supporters in the dumps
This business really separates the warriors from the punks
Had my back stabbed by a friendly sword and more than once
But the Juggalos repped me even when the test came
It wasn't even any question, I didn't even need to explain
They were right there with me facing impossible certain danger
I remember that shit and I gots to return the favor
Listen, I'm 'bout to do it for the fam, yo
'Bout to take some soft ass music, make it slam, yo
'Bout to find the whackest mumble rappers that I can
Go Zombieland on 'em, beat they asses with a banjo
I'm 'bout to go HAM, make 'em blam-blam-blam, ho
'Bout to have the Juggalettes bouncing like a trampo'
Lean like a cholo, but we ain't about to dance though
It's mosh time, everybody let their fucking hands go

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go (Ayy)
Go, go, go, go (Ayy, shit chill, yo, watch out for old Carl right there, yo)
Go, go, go, go (Yo, ayy, security, grab her! Grab her!)
Go, go, go, go (Man, you guys are fucking nuts) (Goodness gracious, calm down!)
Go, go, go, go (Goodness gracious, calm down!)
Go, go, go, go (I ain't tryna get sued, shit! It's my first tour)
Go (What did I expect? Shit, when it comes to Juggalos)

It's like that (Hehehe)
Where have the Juggalos, where have the Juggalos gone?
It's like that
We are the Juggalos
Then sing me a Juggalo song
It's like that
Where have the Juggalos, have the Juggalos gone?
It's like that
We are the Juggalos
Then sing me a Juggalo song
It's like that
Where have the Juggalos, where have the Juggalos gone?
It's like that
We are the Juggalos
Then sing me a Juggalo song
It's like that
Where have the Juggalos, have the Juggalos gone?
It's like that
We are the Juggalos
Then sing me a Juggalo song

Hahaha! Yeah
This scene been too stale for too long, man
Let's bring the magic back!
It's fucking time, man
Who's with me?
Meet me at MakeJuggalosGreatAgain dot com