Interlude

(album: Blessed - 2016)

[Rick:]
Ehhh-Morty I need to chop your hands off Morty

[Morty:]
What? w-why do you need to chop off my hands?

[Rick:]
Ehh it's a long story, I-I made a deal with a monkey that eh-h if I could get him two human hands then I would be able to get Josh's new album y'know?

[Morty:]
O-oh Rick, I don't know about this
I mean wh-why would he even need two human hands?
Don't monkeys already have like thumbs?
L-Li-Like the whole concept just seems seem-seems

[Rick:]
M-Morty, I don't have time for these questions
Do you wanna hear Josh's sick beats, and fire bars?
Do you?!

[Morty:]
Yes Rick I do, I know, I do

[Rick:]
Ok here-h-heres an axe
I'll just stand in the corner and watch

[Morty:]
Wa-W-Wait a minute, I-I-I have to chop off my own hands?
O-O-Once I chop off the first one h-how-how am I supposed to chop off the other one?
I'll only have one hand

[Mr. Poopybutthole:]
Ooo-wee lets listen to this album!

[Morty:]
W-Wait, Mr. Poopybutthole?
What are you doing here?

[Mr. Poopybutthole:]
I'll chop off your hands Morty!

[Morty:]
Oh geez