Get Rich Or Drunk Trying

(album: Stray Dog - 2023)

My truck's wore out
Just like me
My boss man is an sob
My ship ain't came in
And don't look like it's gonna

When you're broke this bad
Man, all signs point
To that ladies' night at that high-browed joint
It'd sure be nice to meet me a—a sugar mama

I'm gonna get rich before last call
To hell with that playing that Powerball®
Find me a CEO
That's rolling in the dough
And keep her smiling
I'll be a Martini drinker
Get wrapped 'round her finger
Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying
I'm gonna get rich or gonna get drunk trying

Yeah, I wanna give somebody my last name
Who wants to spoil an old boy talking make it rain
Boots and boats and a brand-new truck
I'm on my way and, man, with any luck

I'm gonna get rich before last call
To hell with that playing that Powerball®
Find me a CEO
That's rolling in the dough
And keep her smiling
I'll be a Martini drinker
Get wrapped 'round her finger
Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying
I'm gonna get rich or gonna get drunk trying

Yeah, I might wake up tomorrow morning
Owning half a Lexus®
Or nothing but hungover
And a mouth dry as West Texas

I'm gonna get rich before last call
To hell with that playing that Powerball®
Find me a CEO
That's rolling in the dough
And keep her smiling
I'll be a Martini drinker
Get wrapped 'round her finger
Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying
I'm gonna get rich or gonna get drunk trying

Gonna get rich or get drunk trying