Leavin' Made Easy

(album: Honky Tonk Boots - 2006)

You oughta write a book called leaving made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leaving made easy

You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears
Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared
And just as easily as you made me fall
You took this loving heart and nailed it to the wall

You oughta write a book called leaving made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leaving made easy

I still hear those tires squealing As you made your run
You took the hardest part of leaving and made it look like fun
And like a harlequin romance I thought Hey we'd love on and on
But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong

You oughta write a book called leaving made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leaving made easy

If you really wanna break a heart just read leaving made easy