Crack A Vanilla Coke

(album: Mashed Potatoes - 2009)

Alright, I got a story to tell. So very late at night
When I was making this mixtape
I heard a voice, it was coming from outside
And it was whispering to me
I couldn't quite make it out. But I knew it had a message, and I knew there was something I had to seek out
A special substance, a magical substance that would change my whole world
So I walked down the street and I found it

Well it's 10 pm I'm feeling listless, no it ain't no joke
Sitting right on top my wish list, a vanilla coke
So I walk out my door, head to George's liquor store
Where they always got what I'm looking for
A 20 oz coke with some sweetness on the side
Its like my life support had a little fix but I need some more
You can buy happiness I am sure and it costs 1.85

Pay the man behind the counter, tell him mister thanks
Without your establishment Id have no coke to drink
Stride along the sidewalk, got no time to talk for real
Pass a crack head and I'm thinking man I know how you feel

Cloudy skies they all just clear up
Got my high fructose corn syrup
Life doesn't get better than this
Forget a man all I need is that very first sip

Pour it in my red American Idol cup
Pour it in my red American Idol cup
Pour it in my red American Idol cup
Pour it in my red American Idol cup

Oh yeah, that tastes good. Can't get enough of this stuff
I heard somewhere that they discontinued it but thank god it's back