Free N Easy

(album: I Stopped Caring In '96 - 2011)

I want a car so, I buy a book that tells me just how an engine should look
But the font makes my eyes hurt, Apache Tomcat
Cell phone dial 1-800-Contacts
4G plan, T-Mobile
My Usher ringtone is fucking so cool
Wanna 6 pack, gym membership
What it cost man, I can't remember it

Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did

Now I'm hungry, It's time for lunch
Pastrami sandwich and a cup of fruit punch
Stomachs crazy, I'm feeling fat
Need Imodium AD, ASAP

Walgreens gift card grande latte
Spent my trust fund just on coffee
Uh, but I don't feel the buzz
Fucking lots of bitches, but I gets no love

Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did

Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did

I need a job so, I buy a pant suit
Write a resume of everything I can't do
Don't have a car yet, so I take pub trans
Meet me like my surf board, look ma no hands

Feeling sad so, see a shrink who
Repeats back everything I said and think
I tell him I'm a loser, he says is that a fact?
Pay him $80 and go hop inside my Cadillac

Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did

Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did