Hard Livin' Iilene

(album: Another Bullet - 2016)

The La-Z-Boy's been caving in
God knows what's growing in the fridge
Fishbowl looks like the Dead Sea's in my home
All the wallpaper's been peeling off
It's a duct tape hell and it won't stop
The hell you'd leave for, can't handle the load

It's a hard living Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Sink is full and my coffee pot's turned green
It's a hard living Ilene

The drive to town's been slower
I been taking the John Deere mower
'Cause you can't take a truck sitting on cinderblock wheels
The washer's on the front lawn
I got mad 'cause it wouldn't turn on
Now there's something else the neighborhood'll prob'ly steal

It's a hard living Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Sink is full and my coffee pot's turned green
It's a hard living Ilene

(Here it is, boys)

(Bring it back down, boys)

The AC window unit
When I plugged her in I blew it
Now it's a hundred and ten
And I'm sweating all the Blue Ribbon out

It's a hard living Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Toilet's broke, it looks like a murder scene
It's a hard living Ilene