Fiberglass Monkey

(album: Live From The Haunted Candle Shop - 2003)

Every night I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

Tonight I'll go to bed with a baseball bat
With a baseball bat
So wish me good luck, and wish me good aim
'Cause tonight I'm turning my fear into a game

A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I'm covered in monkey blood

A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies
This was the monkey I despised

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things