ALL I NEED

(album: WORST CHRISTMAS EVER - 2018)

All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome witchyo friend waiting under the tree, yeah
All I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of weed, yeah

January you just went away
February bought you flowers and some candy
March, April, ooh you wanted a break
Then in May, you forgot it was my birthday
June, July, I forget I was high
August, September, I don't wanna remember
October, November, you back in my life
Now I'm waiting for that something in December

'Cause you be cold
Like the stone
Just come on home
And be my hoe hoe hoe hoe

All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome witchyo friend waiting under the tree, yeah
All I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of weed, yeah

Trees every day like it's Christmas
Got a couple bad bitches on my wishlist
In my car so low and my heart so broke
I was wondering and maybe you could fix this
We were always painting such a perfect picture
Now I'm trying everything just to forget her
So tell me why, you had to go
I didn't wanna spend this Christmas all alone

'Cause you be cold
Like the stone
Just come on home
And be my hoe hoe hoe hoe

All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome witchyo friend waiting under the tree, yeah
All I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of weed, yeah