$Ave Dat Money

(album: Professional Rapper - 2015)

[Intro:]
LD, AKA The Independent Variable
Trap God, and we serving up the whole world

[Hook Fetty Wap:]
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
Ay, we gon' save that money
What we do? We gon' save that money

[Verse 1 Lil Dicky:]
Rap game got it all wrong
We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on them
We ain't really got it like y'all (Yeah, baby!)
I'm a type of motherfucker that'll check the check
Do the math, I ain't never getting robbed
Those margaritas not going on my card
I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake
I'm at the restaurant working that waitress
Hold up
You ain't heard of Lil Dave, Yung L, The Jew Biz Major?
Fuck you know about the world he was raised in?
I've been saving money since a motherfucker thirteen
I wear the same pair of jeans everyday
Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away
Book flight December but I leave in May
Drugs are generic but still work the same
I get logins for Netflix from my cousin Greg
Thanks Greg!

[Hook Fetty Wap:]
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
Ay, we gon' save that money
What we do? We gon' save that money

[Verse 2 Rich Homie Quan:]
All of my luggage is Louie V, I swear to God, nigga
All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em
All of them bitches acting thoughtless, I disregard 'em
All of them bitches acting holy, ain't got no God in 'em
I can teach a lil nigga something, like a preacher
I can take his ass church fresh as hell, no Easter
I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup
I can...

[Interlude:]
Quan what's this have to do with saving money though?
You know a full verse would have been too expensive anyways
I think

[Verse 3 Lil Dicky:]
I ain't parking that unless the meter green, homie
Hair cut several months in-between, homie
Hit the motherfucking lights when I leave, homie
Single ply TP ass bleed
Air B&B the mother fucker, least I'm never there
I'm not in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware?
Happy hour taking out the chicken, I don't even care
That applies to both dating and wings
Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfucking fam on it
401k rolling over bands on it
Copping sweaters in the summer with the sale on it
The fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpay for it

[Hook Fetty Wap:]
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
Ay, we gon' save that money
What we do? We gon' save that money

[Verse 4 Lil Dicky:]
I ain't never hit a bar with a cover
Low thread count, hard with the covers
Free trial memberships though
I never join the shiz though
Fuck you think this is though?
Frequent flying like a motherfucking finch though
General Tso, half a dozen on the stick
Just so I can whet the appetite of dick
What you talking about?
My AC never doing nothing, blow fans
Walgreens card shopping all the off brands
Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo
Save every motherfucking roach, tryna smoke
Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playing around
It's LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down
Dirty drawers getting worn, can you blame me now?
You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I fucking don't!

[Hook Fetty Wap:]
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
Ay, we gon' save that money
What we do? We gon' save that money

[Bridge Fetty Wap:]
Every time these niggas tryna play
And lately I've been stacking up crazy
Stacking up all about the bands baby
800k underneath the bed baby

[Outro Lil Dicky:]
If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee
And the waiter been refilling that without a word of caution
And you get your fucking bill and you can see 'em double charging
For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
Sing along like
Oh don't double charge for me for that
Don't double charge me, we like
Oh don't double charge for me for that
Don't do it to yourself
Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth
What the ice cube's worth
That's the only differentiator making this a non-free perk
And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
So think about it take a minute let it breathe B
But think about it bruh you saw me get the burger with the bacon on the side
After looking at the price of the side of just bacon
And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger
Vs. the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision
I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different
I'm a get on Yelp in a minute and review
This piece of shit place like only a kyke know how
Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud unless you...
Oh, it was just an accident?
You didn't even mean that [snicker]
You didn't... that was... that's... I'm so embarrassed