I'm Broke

(album: Significant Other - 1999)

I ain't no joke, so you should get a pen
And write yourself a little note so you don't forget again
That when it comes to cash, I've been getting smoked
Lending out my money, now I'm broke
Somebody's getting choked, 'cause now it's time to pay the piper
Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper
Don't make me have to call a sniper
And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper
You dirty bug, as soon as I get paid they come in masses
There's someone giving classes on kissing people's asses
Unless you're living where the trash is
Don't even come around here asking where my cash is

Me? I'm broke!
Me? I'm broke!

I ain't no joke, I'll say it once again
And if I get provoked, there'll be knuckles on your chin
Some people never learn – borrowing from me? You might regret it
For one, I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit
As soon as I get paid, they're coming out the woodwork
Take your ass and get a job, like you should, jerk!
Unless you're living where the trash is
But you're not, so find another spot where the cash is

Me?I'm broke!
Me? I'm broke!

Give me back my money, you bum
You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smacking for slacking
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smacking for slacking
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind
You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smacking for slacking
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

Give me back my money, my money, my money
(It's always been like that)

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smacking for slacking
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind
You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smacking for slacking
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind