IHOP Parking Lot

(album: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience - 2019)

[Akiva:]
It's just over there, Jose

[Andy:]
Whoa! This IHOP is going off!

[Akiva:]
Sure is. Look at all those people in the parking lot

[Andy:]
Hey, Mark, check out those guys

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
Hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nasty butt

[Akiva:]
Who, us?

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
I said hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nasty butt

[Andy:]
Hey, watch it!

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
Hey, you, a freakety freak
Step up and jiggle your stuff

[Akiva:]
Okay

[Haim & Maya Rudolph (Andy & Akiva in parentheses):]
If you a boy or a girl
Do a jump and a twirl
And then bounce that funky dunk

Welcome to the parking lot
Where there's dancing all the time (Alright!)
So watch out for those moving cars
And stay within the painted lines (Whoa!)
We're gonna feel so good to be ourselves (Sorry!)
And let our bodies move to the rhythm
'Cause we're dancing tonight
Shake that nasty butt

You, nasty boys
Keep shaking those nasty butts

[Akiva:]
We are

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
I said hey, you, nasty boys
Shake four halves of butt

[Andy:]
Phrased weird...

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
It's not phrased weird at all
Shake four halves of butt

[Andy:]
Okay...

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
Your mama gave you a butt
So shake that butt
Shake that butt

[Akiva:]
We are

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
Shake that butt

[Andy:]
We are!

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
Shake that butt
Shake that butt

[Akiva:]
It's too much!

[Haim & Maya Rudolph:]
Shake that butt
Shake that butt

[Andy:]
Stop!

[Haim & Maya Rudolph (Andy & Akiva in parentheses):]
Shake that butt
Shake that butt (Help! I wanna stop!)
Shake that butt (Help!)
Shake that butt
Shake that butt (Mark!)
Shake that butt (Hold on!)
Shake that butt (MARK!)
Shake that butt (Jose!)
Shake that butt
Shake that butt
Shake that butt
Shake that butt

[Andy & Akiva:]
And what is the price of fame?
Will my family be proud of their name?
Feels like my body's a runaway train
Mama please help me, I'm going insane

[Reporter:]
Wow, it sounds like being famous is really hard

[Akiva:]
Yeah, it is

(Reporter)
Also, would you mind shaking your butts for the camera?

[Andy & Akiva:]
See? That's what we're talking about