Humpty Dumpty

(album: Live On Ice - 2019)

I'm so clumsy, fix me up please
Fell for you like Humpty Dumpty
Da-da-Dumpty, Dumpty, da-da-da, da-da
Uh
Yeah

I'm so clumsy, such a doozy
I'm so awkward, so damn goofy
You're so awesome, I've got problems
Don't you want them? Probably not, huh?
This ain't my forte, but do you like foreplay?
Was that way too forward? Forgive me, I'm sorry
I just thought that we could be something
But if nothing lasts forever maybe we should be nothing

Da-la-la-love me (Baby) say you (Love me)
If you (Don't, just) fake it (For me)
I just (Want the) pretty (Picture)
Even (If the) frame is (Ugly)
Here's my (Heart just) take it (From me)
Without (You it) won't be (Upbeat)

I'm so clumsy, fix me up please
Fell for you like Humpty Dumpty

Hahahahahaha
Ahh

You crack me up, you crack me up
Once you had enough then you had me jump
Like LOL, ha-ha-ha-ha
LMFAO, oh, oh my God
I cannot even, I shoulda been seated
Like wow, that's the best one I heard in a while
My baby still don't fuck around
All she do is get high a little bit with no coming down
Down, down, down
I said no coming down, d-d-d-down
Alright, alright and now
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
So I wore these yellow pants 'cause I figured you would like it
I'm not psychic, I'm not psychic, I just thought that you would
Yeah, fuck it

Why can't you love me? (Baby) Say you (Love me)
If you (Don't, just) fake it (For me)
I just (Want the) pretty (Picture)
Even (If the) frame is (Ugly)
Here's my (Heart just) take it (From me)
Without (You it) won't be (Upbeat)

I'm so clumsy, fix me up please
Fell for you like Humpty Dumpty

Dump, dump, dump-da-dump, uh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

How silly of me
How silly to be waiting on you, oh
Like, hey baby, here you go now
Here's my (Heart just) take it (From me)
Without (You it) won't be (Upbeat)

I'm so clumsy, fix me up please
Fell for you like Humpty Dumpty
I'm okay