Dumb Pop Song

(album: Throwing The Game - 2001)

I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girl

I went to my boys house I met his sister
I knew right then I had to get with her
She had a boyfriend he wasn't worthy
His friends all say he's a wannabe junkie
I know that this might be wrong but

I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girl
I know I will steal your girlfriend
I know I will steal your girl

I don't really know her; her boyfriend's richer
But I find her smile so irresistible
She's a little younger, but I like that
Her brother thinks that I got a chance
I know this might be wrong but

I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girl
I know I will steal your girlfriend
I know I will steal your girl!

We call her the gang queen (gang queen)
And I can deal with her mood swings
She thinks animals are vibrating
It's just a stupid piece of technology
I know this'll be a big challenge but

I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend
I'm gonna steal your girl
I know I will steal your girlfriend
I know I will steal your bitch!

I was always left of center, I never knew how to enter
Your clique cause I wasn't a quote : representer
Then I dropped my thick glasses, failed all my classes
Except for Ms. Hoel's she gave me hall passes
Spent my time in detention, after school detention
But I charmed my way out of every suspension
Thanks to Johnny B. I was a half a year late
But it gave me some time to contemplate
Hit hard! Be the man! Coach Johnny B
Are you still fucking your students that are in their teens
Dime bag exchanges in study hall
Blazing fat joints in bathroom stalls
Always a sure thing priority mail
Voted most likely to end up in jail
But today my tracks are slamming, the kids are all jamming
Adam bring it in with the B-3 Hammond
These walls I was caged in when I was teen-aging
The means for greens, cause everybody be paging
Can I spot a 40 sack?
I'll get the money Monday and I can pay you back
It's like two for ones out in the gravel lot
But look both ways for the rental cop
Cause the one thing we learned throughout the years
Is you can't trust no one but your peers