Easy Cheese

(album: Rock The Plank - 2001)

If I had a dollar for every time she was mad
I'd buy California, invite my friends and I'd make it my pad
Let's go!

If I had a pension for every time she said
Wake up you lazy pile and get your ass up outta my bed
I'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
Eat at all the best restaurants
And hang out with hot girls
But I know I'm stuck with you
And there's nothing I can do
So I'll take your hand and say

Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me girl
I know you wanna slam my face but
Please stay with me girl

Girl I know it's all my fault
I'm just this up-turned bag
I hope we can forgive and forget
So we can go shag
'Cause I know I'm stuck with you
And there's nothing I can do
So I'll take your hand and say

Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me girl
I know you wanna kick my ass but
Please stay with me girl
Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me girl
You're the one with the pretty face so
Please stay with me girl