Is There Anybody Out There?

(album: Theatre Of The Absurd presents C'est La Vie - 2023)

Is there anybody out there
Who would like a little bit of what I got
I promise not to take up too much of your precious time
And it should only take a minute
It's a deal, it's a steal, the sale of the century
Don't walk away or you'll surely regret it

Cause it's bargain time
A consumable delight so get in line
Everything must go, but don't panic
Everything's for sale if you've got the readies
Oi oi oi, oi oi

Is there anybody out there who'd like a little bit of what I got
It's got your name written all over
Sound to good to be true, then it generally is
I got that in red, white, and blue (Red White and blue)
Coffee color yellow right up to curfew (Curfew)
Step back in time for one night only (oooh)
We slenderize for solely the lonely (Soley The Lonely)

Is there anybody out there who would like a little bit of what I got
You're on a promise a slide waranty that comes
With worthless twaddle that I can't guarantee
I sell ice to Eskimos for tuppence a bag (ohhh)
Or a line of guacamole to the holy in drag (yeah yeah yeah)
Oh I'll blow you a smoke screen from the soles of my feet (oooh)
They'll lead you up and down along a one way street (Along a one way street)

Step back in time for one night only (oooh)
We slenderize for solely the lonely (Solely the lonely)
Step back in time for one night only (step back)
Will slenderize for solely the lonely (Solely the lonely)
Step back (back back...)