El Coco Loco (So So Bad)

(album: Who's That Girl - 1987)

I'm bad, I'm so so bad
I'm bad, I'm so so bad
And you know it
Bad, bad, bad
Bad, I'm so so bad
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bad
And you know it

I'm so so bad
I'm bad
I'm ba-ba-ba-ba-bad
Oh so so bad

Life ain't so easy
When you're the baddest dude in the street
Some time you got to kick some behind
Keep the homeboys in line
Let it be understood
When it comes to being bad I'm good
Need a bad guy for your body
Here's my card, just call
From breaking legs to breaking hearts
I can do it all
I'm just a bad boy superstar
Who stole the cookie and the cookie jar
It's rough being tough
But I'm made of the right stuff

I'm bad
I'm so so bad
And you know it
I'm bad (Coco Loco)
So so bad (Coco Loco)

I'm the baddest lover, baddest dancer
Baddest, just you name it
I can spin on my hand
While making love on a posture-pedic bed
Don't mean to brag
Don't mean to boast
But my rap is natural
Like whole wheat toast
Sometime there be a time
When I'll do time for doing crime
But I know without fail
I'd be the baddest dude in jail
And the guards will be scared
They'll s*** in their underwear
It's rough being tough
But I'm made of the right stuff

I'm bad
I'm so so bad
And you know it
Bad, so bad (Coco Loco, Coco Loco)

What you talking 'bout calling me crazy, baby?
Well you are, you're out of your mind
They don't call you Coco Loco for nothing
Who you talking to like that?
Who do you think you are?
I got many women I can go to
I don't need you, baby
Yeah, then go to...

I'm bad, bad, bad
I'm one bad, bad, bad dude
And you know it, baby
Oh I'm bad (Coco Loco)
You're right (Coco Loco)
So what?
Oh I'm bad, baby...

That's right, you speak words wisdom, baby
'Cause everybody know it, I'm bad, I mean so bad
I can punch you and hurt your whole family
And you know what the funny thing?
You know it!

Oh I'm bad
I'm so so bad
I'm bad, I'm bad
I'm so so bad, so bad
I'm so so bad, so bad (Coco Loco)
Ba-ba-bad (Coco Loco)